The Age of Bathroom Computing Has Arrived. Should You Give a Crap?

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I was talking to an IT manager friend about smart phones the other day and was surprised to hear that she didn't want one. “I work from home and don't leave the house enough to need one,” she said. “Do you go to the bathroom?” I asked.

My friend doesn't realize it, but we've recently entered a new phase of highly-connected computing. In the 80s, PCs allowed users to bring the computing experience home from the office. In the 90s, widespread access to the Internet allowed users to stay connected from home, albeit usually from a single table or desk in the home. In the first decade of the 21st century, affordable notebooks and netbooks allowed users to take the Internet experience around the house or take it on the road.

So where is computing headed in the 2010s? Straight into the toilet! Or at least near it. Our lives are so connected these days that it's not enough to be online only when you're at your desk or sitting upright on the couch. Sure, you can use a laptop when you're lying in bed, sprawled out on the couch, or stationed on the throne. But the clamshell design of a laptop becomes nearly impossible to use when you're flat on your back. Plus, the idea of putting a computer on your lap while you perform certain bodily functions is just plain gross.

Enter slate devices like smart phones and tablets. You can easily hold a touchscreen phone or tablet aloft while you lie in bed, curl up on the couch, or work through your digestive process in the restroom. You can curl up with a good book, movie, or site when you have a slate device. You can even use them when you're standing in line or walking down the street. Try that with your notebook or netbook.

Despite the faster booting and resume from sleep times we've seen in Windows 7 and Snow Leopard, notebooks also make poor always-on devices. If you're sitting on the couch watching a movie and want to know if you've received any important e-mail messages, you need to pop open your notebook, wait for it to power on and connect to Wi-Fi, and then log into e-mail, just to see if you've gotten anything important. Resuming from sleep can also take a while, depending on the laptop.

With a tablet or smart phone you can catch up on your Twitter feed and e-mail anytime, as well as check your favorite sites or watch the last bit of Lost you forgot to DVR. And that constant connectivity (plus plenty of fiber) gives us the freedom to visit the restroom, knowing that we won't miss anything while we're in there.

The iPad might not be ideal for editing documents or cropping photos, but it just might be the ultimate potty PC. Its large screen makes consuming content easy and it's lightweight enough that you can hold it above your lap for as long as it takes for you to deal with No. 2. Smart phones like the Motorola Droid, Nexus One, and iPhone are also great for water closet web surfing. Though they have smaller screens than a 10-inch tablet, they make up for that with lighter weights and mobile broadband connectivity that works even when you're using – heaven forbid – a public restroom.

Now that we're bringing the Internet into the bathroom with us, we're left with another question: where will computing go next? For that we have just one answer: the shower!

Author Bio
Avram Piltch
Avram Piltch, LAPTOP Online Editorial Director
The official Geeks Geek, as his weekly column is titled, Avram Piltch has guided the editorial and production of since 2007. With his technical knowledge and passion for testing, Avram programmed several of LAPTOP's real-world benchmarks, including the LAPTOP Battery Test. He holds a master’s degree in English from NYU.
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  • J Says:

    Hi folks! I used my vaio 17" laptop on the bathroom for some 5 years. I put it on the restroom balcony (its a big balcony) and i just keep it there, always. It stays on 7 days a week. I use it as a kind of a terminal, as I use it while standing. when i go to use the toilet , properly speaking, I then use the smartphone. i'm probably one of those pals who are adicted to being connected. I usually joke saying i'd rather forget my wallet home than my iphone. well, in my defense, whenever i go to those fancy showrooms housing expos, there are always plenty of flat screens or laptops inside those expensive bathrooms, so why coundnt i do the same? moreover, i'm doing hard studying for some time, and i just couldnt have the pc near me while reading. so i moved it into the bathroom.

    my real concearn is about the longevity of the laptop. in the beggining, i used to turn it off. but then my motherboard blasted away. so i had to fix it up, and the thecnician told me the motherboard was kind of soaking in humidity. he told me to keep the pc on always, so the mobo would heat and vapourize most of the humidity.

    ps. I knew there must have been people like me! heheeh

  • Chris Says:

    This isn't anything new. I have been using my laptop in the bathroom on the toilet since I got my first one in 2003. I am sure that a majority of other people did too.

  • Frostbite Says:

    Actually, I'm using my netbook from the crapper right now. I just prop it up on this standing towel rack I have and it sits perfectly. I prefer the actual keyboard experience to touch screen bullcrap myself, not to mention the price. As for typin' and wipin', I don't do that. Once I begin to leave the restroom, I never touch my netbook again until after I wash my hands. Gross? Maybe to you, but I've never been sick yet.

  • Rick Says:

    I find it thoroughly disgusting to use any device while in the restroom. Think of where you're putting your hands! Then you're handling your device. Even after washing your hands, the device is already contaminated. I suggest leaving the smartphone in your pocket or the tablet on the couch. The downtime isn't that much, and your eyes will thank you for the break.

  • Ralph Says:

    1) I use my smart phone for email all the time.
    2) I use my laptop and tablet too...
    Nothing is worse than having to sit there and hear people wanting to chat with you... you hear the Nudge from your desktop and your stuck in the little room.
    Why not do an email or read the paper?

    I have a little wire shelf to rest the laptop / tablet so it does not get wet etc.

  • Kevin Says:

    You don't need to hold a lap top on your actual lap while on the toilet as is pronounced "gross" in the article. I use an oak TV dinner stand that is the perfect size for a lap top, a blue tooth mouse, and a cup of coffee. Even the clumsy could manage this hygienically!

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