You're tearing me apart.
You made my favorite laptop of all time, my 2012 MacBook Pro. But as it ages – and it's definitely showing its age, getting slower with each passing month – I'm realizing it won't last forever, and I'm going to have to buy a new laptop soon. And I'm deathly afraid it might be a Windows 10 PC.
Don't get me wrong, PCs aren't bad. They're just not my cup of cold-brew coffee. Windows 10 is an irritating operating system, designed to interact with users in a conversational, chatty way that presupposes Cortana is a good thing. It also forces Edge upon users, like you, Apple, with that U2 album.
So, why am I worried I'll have to leave your MacBooks for a PC laptop? Because, as a journalist, and someone who composes emails, tweets and other notes, I want a great keyboard. And you don't make laptops with great keyboards – much less a reliable one – in any of the modern MacBooks.
By now, Apple, I hope you've heard the complaints of MacBook and MacBook Pro owners who are cursing your name for using butterfly switches, those thin mechanisms mired in controversy. Not only do the keys have less vertical travel than most, but they're allegedly more prone to failure.
How much failure? A lot.
What began as articles and forum threads detailing how a small bit of dust could break the space bar became a change.org petition that's garnered more than 24,000 signatures and spurred a class-action lawsuit.
Jonathan Mann, who writes a song a day, encountered the issue himself, and wrote the song "I Am Pressing The Spacebar and Nothing Is Happening."
And when I borrowed a 2017 MacBook Pro for a month, my fingertips felt the pain of relying on this keyboard. As I wrote up stories from remote events, my digits repeatedly bottomed out (hit the bottom of the keyboard earlier than expected), and I lost time correcting typos, because I hadn't gotten used to its shallow, 0.8 millimeter keys after weeks of use.
One night, I even found the caps-lock key stuck, MAKING ME TYPE LIKE THIS. After jabbing at the key for several moments, I restarted the laptop, which fixed the issue.
So, as Laptop Mag Editor-in-Chief Mark Spoonauer put it, the "2015 'MacBook Pro Classic' model is the MacBook Pro I'd recommend to most people right now."
But what if I want a faster, modern processor? I'm dipping my toes in film editing, and I need the speed of a model made in 2018, not one that's from three years ago.
As a laptop reviewer, I constantly test the latest and greatest Windows machines, such as the Kaby Lake G-Series HP Spectre x360, which offers a ton of speed for general performance, and even some gaming chops (which MacBooks can't). I've also admired Microsoft's elegant Surface Laptop, which offers a comfortable keyboard, minimalist design, bright display and very good battery life.
But both of those candidates fail me in the most crucial aspect: their operating system. Leaving macOS would create a multitude of problems with my workflow at home.
Further, the macOS/iOS exclusive TweetBot is, without a doubt, the best way to use Twitter. Its mute filters are the best around, and it's just announced that Twitter's upcoming API changes won't result in the app ending or getting nerfed.
I'm also committed to Apple Music at the moment, because of songs I've uploaded to the iCloud Music Library. And I don't want to move to the Windows version of iTunes, which is even slower than the macOS version.
Also, I don't want to give up my iPhone, since I'd be losing so much cross-platform integration by using Windows 10. Not only do iMessages not work on the PC, but you'll need to use Edge on iOS, and writing those words made me afraid for my productivity. (Microsoft can claim Edge is superior all it wants, but its overall bugginess and unresponsiveness means I'd never use it over Chrome.)
But at the end of the day, I need a machine I can type on, and I don't trust the newer MacBooks with my livelihood. So, Apple, please make a MacBook (preferably a Pro) with a keyboard that's worth the high price tags you put on your machines. Lenovo does it, why can't you?
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