Top 10 Fake Celebrity Twitter Accounts
Fake celebrity accounts are all the rage, filling Twitter with what have proved to be far more interesting than the real people themselves. We compiled a list of our current favorites. Tell us who you think we should have included in the comments below.
"Just returned from a tour of the oceans. That old saying, 'There's too many fish in the sea?' No longer a problem."
"It was Me. I let the dogs out. Now stop asking."
DRUNK HULK (@drunkhulk)
"BARTENDER SAY DRINK ON HOUSE! IF THAT TRUE! DRUNK HULK NO BE HERE! AND BE HOME ON ROOF INSTEAD!'"
"AVENGERS EMERGENCY! CHEF BOYARDEE! UNCLE BEN! MS BUTTERWORTH! CAPTAIN CRUNCH! ASSEMBLE IN DRUNK HULK BELLY RIGHT NOW!"
Chuck Norris (@fakechucknorris)
"I only have one hand. The upper hand."
"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, I would win."
Oprah Winfrey (@oprahwinfry)
"Cleaning out Oprah set. I think I forgot to tell the audience to 'look under your seat' a few times b/c we found a LOT of crap under there."
"Wondering who got McDonald's to bring back the McRib? Let's just say: you're welcome. #ThePowerOfOprah"
Darth Vader (@darthvader)
"If you think Carmageddon was bad, you should have seen Alderaangeddon."
"It's all fun and games until someone loses his hands, both legs, all his hair & is horribly burnt by molten lava."
Prince William (@William_HRH)
"Why do women feel compelled to 'flash' one whilst I peacefully ride the Royal Harley?"
"Dear USA, yes we do have a 'monopoly' on the English language. Yours, Future King of ENGLAND."
Fake Anderson Cooper (@AC180)
"Wanted: Exceedingly attractive interns to work on a new and exciting daytime talk show. Must have own hot pants."
"Looking forward to a quiet weekend sitting around at home, rubbing baby oil into my biceps."
Walt Whitman (@TheWaltWhitman)
"Never invite me to a poetry slam with no time limit."
"A crazed bacon peddler attempted to assassinate me in 1874. He soon discovered that my sideburns are bulletproof."
False Steve Jobs (@falseSteveJobs)
"Want to know where your husband was on his business trip? There's an app for that."
"Current iPad customers may notice a significant battery life decrease next week. This is in no way related to the release of the new iPad 2."
Edgar Allan Poe (@Edgar_Allan_Poe)
"People die even on sunny days."
"Perhaps God should spend more time assisting the poor & less time intervening in sporting events."